"GPHK--" He physically bristles in surprise, but then lowers his voice to a fast whisper. "I haven't... What makes you think that I--"

He glances over again, noticing the curvy half-elf in mid-stretch...

"...okay, okay. I do admit that she's lovely, as well as brilliant and facinating, but you don't have to worry about a thing Shantae. First of all, you are literally my wish come true and there's nothing I'd do jeopardize that. Secondly, she's too innocent for that sort of thing anyway. Probably too young, too."

He trails off, muttering about how hard it is to tell with the pigtails. Clearly the man has the situation all wrong, here.