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[lovely_wind]

Who: YOU
What: KISSTLETOES
Where: ALL OVER
When: RIGHT NOW
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts

Suddenly, and without warning, they appear. Tiny, innocent-looking sprigs of mistletoe, hanging from ceilings, from doorways, even some hiding in closets and bathrooms! How nice. Unless, of course, you remember what happens when the mistletoe appears.

Or you don't remember, and walk underneath one, only to find yourself stuck, with the only key to freedom being exactly what you think it is.

Smash Mansion, you can run, you can hide, but you can never escape the kisstletoes. And Flurrie.

Comments

Blaze

[vela_nova]

Oh. Oh no. Not THIS again! Blaze hated the mistletoe. Even if in previous years it had led to some positive developments from her end. But all the same, FUCK. She was careful with how she walked, incinerating plants that she saw overhead, but every once in a while even her diligence failed her, and she became trapped.

Shantae

[magicdancer]

Wow, THIS again? How did they follow them all to this place? Well, however it happened, Shantae wasn't going down without a fight. She had a boyfriend now! She didn't need to go around kissing random people! But alas, even she would get stuck now and then...

Rock

[megabuster]

Rock had... mixed experiences with mistletoe. One year, it indirectly led to him getting a girlfriend. It also ended up with him questioning a good friend's very nature. Things could be good or bad, and he had no idea which to expect. He was hesitant, therefore, to go walking around under them...

Gordon

[trustycrowbar]

Well. Here we are again.

These mistletoe have been, on alternating occasions, a pain in the ass and a blessing in disguise. (Naturally, whichever one it was, was completely contingent on if he was single or not.)

So upon seeing that the invasive greenery have made it into this world as well, Gordon did what comes naturally and tested the stuff. After successfully making several lab mice make out and concluding that it indeed WAS the same species, he decided to do the right thing and post a notice on the bulletin board for the others to see.

Unfortunately, he failed to notice that it had already grown overhead in the foyer while he was screwing around with his mice. Notice in hand, pushpin in the other, there he stands... Frozen in place by the very mistletoe he'd tried to warn everyone about.

Yup, here we are again.

Sonic

[mach_n_roll]

Sonic always has an issue with anything that could halt his motion, and these mistletoes are no exception. As much as he'd try to avoid it, too, he always seems to zip under one of the oppressive sprigs anyway.

He hadn't found Blaze yet, which was his own favorite remedy for mistletoe paralysis, and has found himself stuck again. In the halls, common room, kitchen, gaming room... Name a room and he's probably gotten stuck in it.

Eggman

[iamtheeggman]

NO. NOT AGAIN.

Well, there he was. Stuck. Standing there, tapping his foot, trapped beneath the mistletoe. Furious and grumpy. Everything is awful.

Jolt

[rivalthunderbolts]

Jolt didn't mind kissing all that much. This was kinda weird, but at this point it had become something of a familiar feeling to be stuck under mistletoe like this. He didn't mind it anymore, as it made things feel at least a little normal. But he did wish Riwane was around to make out with. Would've made this way better.

[babylonmechanic]

Oh. Goodie. Another tradition Wave could do without. She inevitably got stuck, and ended up standing under the mistletoe, tapping her feet until someone let her free. She could be found in most places, to her utter dismay.

[imgonnaflyhigh]

OH GOD WHY WAS HE STUCK? He was just going to get a snack, and suddenly Tails couldn't move anywhere! Not being privy to the holidays of the old academy, he had no idea this was even something that could happen, and his panic was very real.

[forgotlegday]

Knuckles had no idea what was going on, or why he was stuck to the floor. But he had a feeling Eggman was behind it. He whirled around as much as he could, looking for any sign of Eggbots around that needed to be punched. Someone was gonna pay for this...!