trustycrowbar: (CROWBAR! RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!)
Dr. Gordon Freeman ([personal profile] trustycrowbar) wrote in [community profile] smashrising 2016-02-10 05:46 pm (UTC)

Alright... [He cracks his knuckles and takes a turn.] Time to make these demons remember who they're dealing with...

[In a way, if one were to imagine Gordon as a scrawny teenager with huge glasses and anger issues yelling at a VGA screen in the middle of the night, it really explains a lot about him now. It doesn't take him long to get back in the habit, either:]

YEAH! EAT IT! Oh you want some too don't you--HA! Didn't expect a grenade, did you?! Well there's more where that came from! Fresh-picked, just for you! Oh you floaty motherf-- GAHH! DIE DIE DIE! Haha! Looks like it's clear who the superior foe is here, isn't it squidface?!

[This is what you walk in on, Shantae. Was it worth it?]

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