Hagakure has crawled over to your ankles and goes to grasp them but then realizes that they're just bones and he stops trying to grasp them and just bows down in front of you, in the most formal bow possible, "Thank you, dude, thank you so much for not killing me, dude, what do you want me to do for you, dude, I'll do anything, dude, please, dude, thank you."

Hagakure is terrible.