"NANOBOTS GO OFFLINE. NO WAY TO STOP THEM. PROGRAMMING IS FRIED. THEY EAT EVERY ANIMAL, PLANT, AND HUMAN ALIVE AND TURN THEM INTO STRAWBERRY TOFU. YOU, ME, EVERYONE."

Imagine a boot stomping on a human face, forever. The boot is made out of strawberry tofu. Also the face is strawberry tofu. Really, everything is just strawberry tofu. Forever.