smashrising | Ever seen a grown man suplex a bear?

Ever seen a grown man suplex a bear?

Who: Samarrom Earthsplitter, and YOU
What: Sam the Orc suplexes a bear
Where: Outside the mansion
When: Monday, February 13
Warnings: SM for SWEAT and MUSCLE

It was a quiet day. Or as quiet as it tended to be around the island... Which meant that it wasn't about to stay quiet for long. There came a rustling of trees near the mansion. The ground vibrated a bit too... What's going on out in the woods? It's almost like a--

STAMPEDE!

A stampede of one, at least, but with a mighty roar an enormous toothy BEAR stormed out of the trees, the earth beneath its mighty feet rumbling loudly as it stormed towards the mansion. But there was something else too. A green shape clinging to the bear's back, fists tight in its fur. And it was... laughing? Before the bear could get too close to the mansion, the green figure dropped from the bear's back, gripping on to it tightly and digging its feet into the ground to drag the mighty beast to slow. When it finally had to let go, the bear decided to end it, rearing up on its hind legs, paws raised with claws extended. It let out a mighty roar, ready to maul the green skinned man.

It never got the chance.

The mighty green skinned man lunged for the bear, throwing his arms around its middle. With a heave that seemed impossible for a lesser being, the man lifted the bear right off of its legs, leaned back, and delivered a suplex that smashed a hole into the ground behind him as he drove the bear into it. The rampage ended almost as soon as it began. The green man got to his feet, and upon confirming that the bear was dead, he let out a mighty shout of triumph, throwing his fists into the air.

Then, he started to drag the carcass out of the hole. "Great! Bear meat for dinner!"

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Guard duty for the most part... had been rather boring the past few months. The most he recalled hearing about was some crazy giant jellyfish but he wasn't even around for that one since during that time he had been on perimeter duty. Seeing the display however more than woke Billy up from his boredom stuppor. He won't deny that the scene was crazy impressive, but a green skinned and powerful individual? Usually mean trouble in his neck of the woods, maybe a B.O.W.?

Whatever the case, after an impressed whistle denoting his pressence, there was a large 'hand canon' pointed right at the newcomer beign held by a well built man. "That's quite the rodeo you ran there bud, but it begs the question. What's your business in these parts?"

A human? He shouldn't have been surprised, honestly. Humans seemed to show up everywhere lately. He rolled his shoulders, and turned to face this new arrival. What kind of weapon was THAT? He knew the Goblins and Dwarves built some strange equipment, but this was much sleeker than anything he'd seen from them. "Hmph. I thought it was obvious. Stopping this beast from trampling any innocent bystanders," he commented. "But let me ask you, are you REALLY sure you want to point that thing at my face, after you saw what I just did?"

"So you mean to tell me you're not her to bulldoze this place like you did to that thing?" she mused relaxed, yet still nto letting his guard down and at the inquiry he did chuckle amiably.

"No offense, just doing my job and honestly, this baby can rip a hole through that beasts skull and pierce the following 2 bears behind it and still blow right through the porage bowl they left for little goldilocks so I'm sure it can handle you too." Half good hearted tease and half warning.

"So let me ask again, if you're here on bad terms I'll let ya walk right away no harm no fowl. But, if you're another seeking shelter? Just let a guy know."

"Why would I possibly want to tear down this lovely mansion?" the orc replied, shaking his head. "It'd be a waste of perfectly good house! Not when I can get me a nice workout in, and get some ingredients for bear meat stew while I'm at it!" He said it was if it was an obvious thing, and that the other man was foolish for even asking the question.

"You'd be surprised the inane reasons why things do stuff. Hell, I'd say I was profiling due to looks but honestly anything could be a threat in this place. Things that look innocent have proven to be more dangerous to this place than over the top creatures." he shrugged.

"Still, making sure the denizens of this place are safe, or as safe as they can be is still my job so not much else I can say on that." He relaxed his stance some, but not really holstering his weapon just yet. In worse case, he knew he was fast, you had to be after all the shit he went through.

"So what brings you around here then other than wrestling bears?"

"Can't say I know," he said, scratching his head. "I was tracking some prey through the woods, but it was like the woods changed all around me. I thought it was leading me a bit too far away from my camp. Looks like I was right. I didn't think it'd take me all the way to human territory!" This was all very confusing to him. But he still seemed to think he was in Azeroth...

"Huh," he holstered his weapon. Seemed like most of the stories he's heard from those being dumped in this place. "Hate to break it to you buddy, but I'm pretty sure you're not in Kansas anymore." Not that he thought they'd catch the referrence but it seemed to fit the moment.

"That's actually something that seems to happen often to those that end up in this place." He motioned to the mansion. "People from all different places somehow ending up here."

Sam just... cocked his head at the comment. "...What's a Can-sass? Is that some human city? I swear, you humans just keep popping up more and more of those everywhere you go." He shook his head, grabbing the bear and hefting its mighty carcass up onto his back, a tremendous feat given its size and the fact that it looked like it should have crushed him under its weight. "Look, thank you for not shooting me, it would've been a real inconvenience. Could you just point me in the direction of Orgrimmar so I can be out of your hair?" he asked.

"Kansas, you know? From the Wizard of Oz? Girl gets sucked up a tornado, ends up in a different world?" he shook his head and laughed, "Eh just forget it, it's a story from back home and don't mention it. Though," he began, pulling out a rolled up paper and lighting it up for a puff. "Hate to break it to you bud, but chances are, you're not where you think you are and you're a real far ways off from home. Much like the rest that end up in this place."

"Oh! You have wizards here too! At least that's the same," he commented.

But as he soaked up the news, and with a quick huff he dropped the bear to the ground with a loud "BANG" and a rumble of earth beneath them. "What are you talking about? I'll just walk back there, like I walked here! So which way is it?"

Billy was about to respond to the wizard bit before just chuckling and shaking his head. As the realization seemed to start sinking in, there wasn not much to do but press forward.

"No way to, sorry man. In case I wasn't clear enough, unless you're a native of whatever crazed world this is," He nodded outwards to the small clearing and the weird colorful voidclouded horizon that could barely be seen through the forest. "Then you're not in your world any longer."

"Well, technically no orcs are really natives to Azeroth," he explained, scratching his head. "You're not making sense, little man." Little...? "Ah, fine. I'll go cook this bear meat and then find my way back in the morning."

He just really didn't seem to understand what Billy was talking about... He wasn't in denial. Maybe he just didn't quite understand the concept?

"That's the first time I've been called little in any regard," he chuckled heartily before crossing his arms. "But I hate to break it to you. Unless you are some kind of miracle worker, I'm afraid you're stuck in this world. Sorry bud, that's the same boat everyone in there is in right now." He point idly to the mansion and shrugs.

"Most from all kinds of different worlds and now stuck in whatever this place is."

"That's because everyone is little compared to me," explained the 7 foot tall beefcake. "So... I walked through the woods and ended up in another world. That doesn't make a lick of sense," he added. "You're delirious."

"I've taken down much bigger," he quipped, a playful smirk playing on his features though he still was concerned for the big guy if he really thought HE himself was delirious. Then again, he had his own doubts the first time he showed up in this place himself.

Shrugging in defeat, Billy took another drag of his smoke and leaned back against the perimeter fence. "Suit yourself. I have no reason to josh you around. Just friendly advice and a bit of a lacking explanation of where you ended up in."

"I bet you couldn't take me down," he replied simply, lifting both arms and flexing, as if to prove a point.

"Depends on wether it was for sport or I needed to take you down," he retorted. "Not gonna fool myself, I could tussle with a fellow like you, wouldn't be the biggest I've thrown down with. But let's not fool ourselves in thinking I overmuscle you." He grinned nodding at the big guy.

"But technique and finesse can sometimes overtake towering foes." Tyrants for one... He hated those things... A shiver ran down his spine just thinking of the bastards.

Sam just grinned right back. "If you say so. But what makes you think bulk is all I've got going for me?" he boasted.

"I don't, but the way you strut tells a lot of how you fight and that's all a fighter's got to go on unless they're in the brawl itself." he laughed.

"If you think you're tough enough, little man..."

"I'm more than tough enough Shrek." he grinned. "But I don't get spurred easy. If you want a spar you gotta hang around for a bit cause I'm still on duty."

"I dunno who this Shrek of yours is," he replied, "but if he's a mighty warrior of your world, then thank you! Very well. I'll stick around a little while longer when you finally man up and accept my challenge!" he declared, grabbing the giant bear again. "Meanwhile... I'm not fighting on an empty stomach."

Billy couldn't help but laugh, this guy was too much. But at least it was in a good way. "Fine by me, go and have your lunch and we can spar later in the afternoon."

At least today didn't end up being boring like most guard shifts.

"Fine, but you'd better be ready!" he declared, hefting the bear over his shoulders and hauling it out to the woods to set about cooking it. He was looking forward to THIS dinner!

Billy nodded and smirked. "You enjoy your bear. We ain't going nowhere." Really, they wouldn't even know how and they've been here a while.

Rene was having the strangest sense that she had seen that before, albeit Vicky was considerably smaller than this man and more...human colored. In the future she could probably suplex a bear, though given the younger girl's small size, that would be a long time off.

At the man's exclamation, Rene applauded. "Great! Do you need any help with that?"

Sam paused, turning from his fresh kill after he realized someone was there. A human girl? He raised an eyebrow. "That's new! I'm not used to humans who have a taste for fresh bear meat," he replied, hands on his hips. "What a surprise! How do you propose cooking this beast?" he asked.

She thought about it. "Uh...Gosh, I've been in the mood for sausages. That could take a while, but I can help you drag this to the kitchen."

"HA! I like the way you think!" he replied, reaching over to clap her on the back. He was mighty strong, and tall. Then again, at 7 feet tall, he often towered over a lot of people. "Tell me, what's your name, little lady?"

"I'm Rene Randall of Gallia. What's your name?"

Looking at the bear, she realized she may be in over her head. She had never cooked bear before. Her experience with bears had been limited to seeing them in the forest sometimes and petting a bear pelt when she was little.

"I am Samarrom Earthsplitter!" he declared, and actually lifted his arms to flex as he said it like the ham he was quickly turning out to be. "The strongest Orc in all of Azeroth!" Whether that was true or not was up in the air. If nothing else, at least he thought he was.

"That's a GREAT name!" Easily one of the best names Rene had ever heard.

"A woman of good taste, I see!" he laughed. "Well then, young lady, please! Dine with me!" he said, hefting up the big bear carcass. "We shall eat well tonight!"

"We shall! Uh..." She paused and looked the bear up and down. "I'm going to be honest. I've never cooked anything like this."

"Then I will teach you!" he declared. The bear over one shoulder, Sam reached down to scoop up Rene, setting her up onto his shoulder. "Now! Which way to your kitchen?" he asked.

"Woah! You can carry me and the bear at once?" Even Raymond couldn't do that! "The kitchen is that way!" Cardinal directions were useless in that place but she pointed towards the mansion.

"My strength is not to be underestimated!" he boasted with a proud grin, carrying her all the way there, Rene on one shoulder, dragging the bear carcass along the way. Needless to say, they ate well that night.

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