smashrising | I Choo Choo Choose You! A Beary Cupidbot Valentines Day!

Who: EVERYONE
What: Sorry Smash, you're not the only things that survived the moonpocalypse...
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: VALENTINES DAY
Warnings: L for LOVE/LUST/LONGING/LSTEAK?

Last year, everyone figured out that Eggman was behind the yearly influx of Cupidbots that wreaked hormone soaked havoc on the academy. Having been discovered, he was in no position to do it again. Besides, the mansion didn't have the resources to rebuild them even if he wanted to.

Unfortunately for everyone, including him, something of his old workshop survived and was brought to the island. Something... sinister. These weren't cupidbots, were they? No, there were... bears. Bears with shapes on their stomachs. Some looked downright cute. Others looked... more damaged. And they were going to follow their programming. They descended upon the mansion, trudging along, seeking out anyone who might get in their way. And with a beam of light from their stomachs, their targets would be lovestruck to the first person they saw.

It was time. Time to unite and put an end to the Cupidbot menace once and for all.

((OOC: No sign-ups this year, sorry. Life has been very busy for me the last couple of months. Feel free to have open posts for people to fall in love with, or make plans on Plurk! Just let the trainwreck begin!))

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"Marine...! Get out of the way!" Blaze called to her, stopping her fire flinging and rushing towards the raccoon, grabbing her under one arm and bolting away from a pair of bears that lunged for them. She boosted off to try and get her friend to safety.

"I don't know what's going on, but it's not safe here!" she insisted.

"Dang right it's not safe! I watched one of 'em light up and blast a bloke in the face!" Marine explained with flailing vigor. "He staggered around and started chasing this sheila hiding nearby! Whatever that light stuff does, it messes with the MIND!"

Marine stopped talking to peer around Blaze and pointed at a cuddly robotic bear behind her.

"And it looked kind of like that thing!" She didn't have time to properly react before it fired a blast of rainbow-y sparkle light in their direction.

Blaze barely had time to react. She threw herself and Marine at the ground, hoping the beam went right over them. She threw a hand behind her and with a blast of fire, she incinerated the bear approaching them. "Marine, are you okay?!" she asked, hoping the blast had managed to miss her in time.

Marine rolled over onto her back and groaned.

"We never 'ad it this bad under Captain Whisker." She sighed, stood up, and brushed the dust off her clothes.

"What in the bloomin' 'eck is going on, Blaze? This place has gone right troppo!"

Blaze dusted herself off and got to her feet, checking Marine over to make sure she was okay. "No, we didn't," she explained. "Captain Whisker never chased people down and tried to make them fall in love."

She sighed. It felt so weird to have to explain it, but she did her best. "Back at the academy, Eggman created these robots that had weaponry that made people fall in love at first sight. We called them Cupid bots. I'd HOPED that was one of the things we left behind with Final Destination City, but it seems Eggman is up to his old tricks again, somehow."

I Choo Choo Choose You! A Beary Cupidbot Valentines Day!

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