Walk like a man, etc etc.

[tempus_fixit]

Who: Humanized robutts, Rock, Lucca
What: An impromptu class on How to Human
Where: Myriad rooms in the mansion
When: February 26
Warnings: Health-class stuff, bodily fluids, boring lectures, a total lack of privacy.

At first, Lucca didn't believe Rock when he'd said that Zero had turned human. Maybe it was just a really elaborate upgrade module that he'd found in that disc, after all. But she agreed to take a look for herself and to help him get used to having a flesh-and-blood body.

Knowing Zero, he probably didn't want her help, but she was going to give it anyway.

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[tempus_fixit]

"It has to carry some kind of localized probability field." She blathers, beckoning him inside and setting the disk on the table carefully.

"It's basically rejects our reality and substitutes its own. Specifically, the one in which you and the other two are human! Wow... I haven't seen anything that bent reality THIS sharply in a long time!"

Or rather, she won't YET see it for a long time. It's a long story. She turns back to her boyfriend.

"How're you feeling, Rock? I know you took care of Dr. Light, so you have to at least have an idea of what humans need, but I bet that it's different when you're the one that's alive."

[megabuster]

"I've never seen ANYTHING that could bend reality like this before," Rock added, stepping into the room after her.

He looked down at himself, so familiar and yet now so different. "I feel... Different," he said. "Like I know it's me? But everything feels weird. Good weird! I mean, you kissing me felt really good. It always felt amazing, just this time felt different from before. Also, I think I'm hungry..." He put his hand on his stomach. "I can hear my stomach making noises, and before, that usually meant a malfunction!"