Welcome to Tiny Huge Mansion

[drawin_on_trees]

Who: You and a lot of FUN GUYS. Fungi. Get it?
What: April fools!!
Where: All throughout the mansion
When: April 1
Warnings: Shrooms.

Good morning, mansion inhabitants. Today is a very special day, but you may not realize it at first, because everything looks exactly the same as it did yesterday.

Until...

Until you open your closet door. Or go to the bathroom. Or look in the cabinets in the kitchen. Because hiding, just out of sight... are the shrooms. Some of them are a bright, happy shade of red. Some of them have angry eyebrows. All of them are bad news. Touch a red one and you're suddenly twice as tall as you were a second ago- hope you're in a room with a high ceiling! Touch a purple one and the world just got bigger- a LOT bigger. Don't get stepped on!

And just because you see it first doesn't mean you're safe. Despite being inanimate objects, they can move. In fact, they're sliding slowly towards you!

Who could have loosed these silent terrors upon the mansion? You may wonder... just as a telltale mischievous giggle can be heard down the hall. Who, indeed...

((OOC: HERE IS HOW THIS WORKS:
1. Your character may or may not encounter a super or poison mushroom. This is ENTIRELY OPTIONAL!
2. Super mushrooms make you grow tall and make your voice sound pitched very low. You're extremely heavy and much stronger than before.
3. Poison mushrooms are the opposite. You shrink, you sound like you inhaled helium and you are very, very light and easily squished.
4. The effects can last as long as you wish! A few minutes, an hour, the entire day, etc, etc. You can even have your dude run into a poison mushroom in the morning, go back to normal, and then accidentally grab a super mushroom!
5. The mushrooms will disappear and all ill effects will wear off at midnight.
6. HAVE FUN))

Comments

[rivalthunderbolts]

Jolt was already a shortie. But that was okay with him, he didn't mind terribly.

Being shrunk to about a third of that size was something he did mind.

All he did was pick up this weird mushroom that had funky eyebrows! How did this even happen?

What was important, though, was that there was now a tiny yappy dog, going around and yapping at people, hoping someone noticed him.

[tank_rockarms]

Say hello to Regular-sized Max, tiny-sized Jolteon.

"Uh, hey," says Max to the adorable, yet-spiky puppy. "You're kinda hard to see." What exists in the shadow of Max's upper-body is a great mystery to him.

[rivalthunderbolts]

"NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!" Jolt yapped up at Max, which probably fell on deaf ears because one, tiny, and two, yappy dog.

[tank_rockarms]

You forget that Max is the Poke-whisperertm.

"Hey, watch it, it ain't nice to swear just 'cause a guy told you a thing."

Yeah, what he said.

[rivalthunderbolts]

"I'M KINDA DEALING WITH A SHITTY THING RIGHT NOW," Jolt yapped up at him. "I GET IT. I'M TINY."

[tank_rockarms]

"I ever tell you one time I was a Bulbasaur for a week like six years ago?" he said. Max has been here for far too long.

"I understand the bein' smaller than you want to be thing. So, uh, what made, uh, you know," Max gestured with hands larger than Jolt's entire body, "like that."

[rivalthunderbolts]

"I touched this weird angry looking mushroom, and just shrank. So business as usual around here," Jolt ruefully growled. "Since when were there mushrooms that made people change size?!"

[tank_rockarms]

"Uh, I dunno. Never had a mushroom that made a guy smaller before. I think there are mushrooms that gave people extra powers sometimes. I remember those."

[rivalthunderbolts]

"Well this one made me tiny!" Jolt complained. "Do something!"

[tank_rockarms]

Max picked up the tinymon. "Uh, I can stick you on my shoulder?" Max stuck the tinymon on his shoulder. "Now it's like you're tall."

[rivalthunderbolts]

"That is NOT what I meant at all." Max's broad shoulder was as big as a platform for the tiny Jolteon. He could even pace the broad musculature if he felt so inclined.

Which he did.

[tank_rockarms]

"Well it ain't like I'm magic or nothin'. I'm just muscular," he said to the tiny pacing being currently traipsing up his traps.

It's true. Max is not a muscle wizard, just mostly muscle.

"I can't fix you by flexin.'" Probably.

[rivalthunderbolts]

"Then can you at least help me find Green or Bulba?" Jolt asked hopefully.

[iamtheeggman]

A booming, angry voice rang through the hallways...

"WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!"

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT EGGMAN!!!

muffled guren no yumiya in the distance

[lovely_wind]

Flurrie looked up. And up. And up and up and up.

"What in the world have you gotten yourself into this time, dahling?" She called up to him.

SEID IHR DAS EGGMAN, NEIN WIR SIND DER HEDGEHOG

[iamtheeggman]

Look up. Waaaaay up.

"HOW IS THIS IMMEDIATELY MY FAULT?!" Eggman boomed, even louder than usual. Which was a feat indeed.

[lovely_wind]

"Dahling, this sort of thing happens to everyone here." She called up. "You've clearly wandered into some kind of trouble."

[iamtheeggman]

"WELL, IT WASN'T MY FAULT THIS TIME!!" he boomed. "I PICKED UP THIS MUSHROOM, AND NOW LOOK AT ME!!!"

Wow, he REALLY didn't have an inside voice, did he?

[mach_n_roll]

Did someone say "attack of the giant Eggman?"

...Actually there's no way to turn that into a witty one-liner. Have a Hedgehog, big guy.

"HAH! WOW! You been working out or something, Egghead? New moustache wax? I dunno what it is, but there's just something different about you today!"

[iamtheeggman]

"OUT OF MY WAY, RODENT, OR I'LL STOMP ON YOU!!" Eggman boomed down at the annoying blue rat.

He'd do it too.

In fact, he was already lifting his boot.

[cool_skeleton_95]

There is a tiny skeleton running to and fro, clearly in distress.

"HELP MEEEEEEEE! THIS IS NOT MY PROPER SIZE! I DEMAND EXPLANATION! REPRIMATION! GROWTH HORMONES! SOMETHING!!!!!"

[drawin_on_trees]

Hey, look at that! It's a mini-Stalfos!

"You're gonna hafta speak up, I can't hear your teeny tiny little voice!" Skull Kid giggled, stomping over to him.

[cool_skeleton_95]

"NOOOOO! DON'T STEP ON MEEEEEEE!"

[drawin_on_trees]

"Aw, but I wanted to hear you go squish!" Or crunch. Or whatever sound a Stalfos makes when you step on it. Good think Skull Kid is just kidding... right? "I guess I'll just hafta take you with me!"

Oh god, here comes a giant hand coming to scoop you up!

[cool_skeleton_95]

"OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Paps does his best to run away, but Skull Kid has the advantage of size!

[drawin_on_trees]

With one fell swoop, Skull Kid nabs him King Kong style and brings up up eye-level.

"My very own pet Stalfos! Just what I always wanted!"

[cool_skeleton_95]

"NYOOOOOO!" He has to do something right? "RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT, LARGE CHILD! OR I WILL BE FORCED TO USE FORCE!"