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Dr. Ivo Robotnik ([personal profile] iamtheeggman) wrote in [community profile] smashrising 2016-05-19 11:39 pm (UTC)

Eggman's Speech

Eggman came prepared to dominate. He was wearing a blue suit, and... W-was that a wig? He took to the podium, and it began...

"My distinguished colleague would have you believe we're living in a time of FAIRY TALES and KUMBAYA, but I'm here to tell you that we're not safe as long as we're still tolerating THREATS FROM WITHIN. I speak of course... about ANNOYING ANTHROPOMORPHIC WOODLAND CREATURES."

"They're here destroying the very fabric of our being. WHEN ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS COME INTO THIS MANSION, THEY AREN'T BRINGING THEIR BEST. THEY'RE BRINGING IN THEIR ROBOT DESTROYERS, THEIR ANIMAL SAVERS, THEIR PLOT RUINERS, AND SOME, I IMAGINE, ARE GOOD PEOPLE. But let me tell you... I'm very smart. I've got words, I have the best words, and I'm a great businessman. I've run THREE evil theme parks. How many has my opponent here run? That's right, none."

"I don't believe in destroying the world and rebuilding it from scratch, I believe we can MAKE THIS MANSION GREAT AGAIN."

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