"This was not of my choosing. It was simply the only garment that fit."

Well, that wasn't exactly true. But it was the only one that hadn't been worn before. That locker room had some truly disgusting things in it.

"Regardless, stand aside. I intend to partake of this event and would prefer to be in the water right now." He wasn't the sort to blush but if he was his entire body would have taken on a distinctly sunburnt hue.