crystal_ballin: (Nose Glance)
crystal_ballin ([personal profile] crystal_ballin) wrote in [community profile] smashrising2016-03-18 12:36 am

Hagakure's Load-Bearing Lode: Pick up a Pebble and Put it in a Propitious Place

Who: Hagakure and maybe you, dear reader
What: Hagakure is carefully placing rocks in patterns outside (and inside???) the mansion
Where: All over the grounds
When: Here and Now - 3/18 - 3/25
Warnings: Hagakure being Hagakure.

Recognizing the fickle nature of the new reality that he had been vaulted into, Hagakure has spent a great amount of effort and time over the last week in collecting particularly auspicious rocks, and he is, at this very moment, placing them in key locations all over the school grounds, so as to better anchor this reality and prevent it from slipping off into another dimension.

He's clearly struggling, in trying to move this 30-pound rock (he doesn't work out very much, okay, it's heavy, stop giving him such a hard time, dude) carefully into place over there in that spot that's in the middle of something inconvenient where you were trying to do a thing.

Is there. Is there now a smallish rock in the middle of the kitchen, with a note on it that says "Load-bearing rock, do not move"?

He's probably not crazy enough to actually be gluing rocks... no, no, he's definitely crazy enough to be gluing a rock there. In the shower.
idonthateyou: (yes)

[personal profile] idonthateyou 2016-03-18 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Vivian had noticed, but were it not for the note? She'd have accepted it as normal.

Honestly, she still is accepting it as normal - but she's almost trying to find the rocks he's been leaving scattered across the mansion, as if it were a game versus a crisis-averting tactic on Hagakure's part.

It isn't long before she walks up behind him in his struggle, smiling.

"Hello!!"
idonthateyou: (me??)

[personal profile] idonthateyou 2016-03-18 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Incredible, Hagakure. Just incredible.

"You need help?" Nice! She was allowed to play the game, it seemed like. Vivian walks over to the rock and crouches down, sticking her nails into the ground beneath it before picking it up with embarrassing-for-him ease. "I've got it."
lovely_wind: ((Normal) Mmmhmm)

[personal profile] lovely_wind 2016-03-18 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever could this be? Some kind of modern art installation?

"It's rather... daring, I think." Flurrie ponders the rock in the kitchen, a thoughtful hand to her chin.
idonthateyou: (i know things!)

[personal profile] idonthateyou 2016-03-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Uhm.......... Maybe?

"I'm human, last I checked."
idonthateyou: (yes)

perfect.

[personal profile] idonthateyou 2016-03-19 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I was made in a lab!"
garmentgoddess: Rene, closeup, looking shocked (Shocker!)

[personal profile] garmentgoddess 2016-03-19 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
A rock in the middle of the kitchen. "Hey!" Rene shouted from the doorway, apron tucked over her arm. "Rocks don't go in the kitchen! People can trip!"
lovely_wind: ((Human) WHAT.)

[personal profile] lovely_wind 2016-03-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Flurrie's eyes darted around the room, but all she could see was a giant, brown bush. Was that another one of this artist's pieces?

"Dahling, I do believe the foyer would be a much more appropriate place for your displays... wherever you are."
cool_skeleton_95: (Default)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton_95 2016-03-21 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Papyrus, being the helpful sort he is, can't help but to notice all the trouble Hagakure's having with that heavy rock!

"GREETINGS, HUMAN! PERHAPS THE GREAT PAPYRUS COULD ASSIST YOU IN MOVING SUCH A LARGE ROCK TODAY!"
cool_skeleton_95: (Nyeh-heh-heh!//that's cute!)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton_95 2016-03-21 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"NYEH-HEH-HEH!" Papyrus laughs hard at that one.

"I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! THE MOST HANDSOME SKELETON IN THE UNDERGROUND! I'VE NO RELATION TO THE BLOOK FAMILY!" Because ghosts are a thing there too, yo.
cool_skeleton_95: (GASP//EGAD!)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton_95 2016-03-22 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Papyrus gasps in horror.

"I WOULD NEVER TRY TO KILL A HUMAN!!!!"
cool_skeleton_95: (Hmmmmm!//You're up to something!)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton_95 2016-03-22 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Papyrus enjoys the attention, but, doesn't enjoy how ill gained it is.

"A-AM I REALLY THAT FRIGHTENING? SURELY NOT! I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE!" He huffs a bit.

"LISTEN, HUMAN, I TRULY MEAN YOU NO HARM! YOU MUST CALM YOURSELF!"
iamtheeggman: (GRRR)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2016-03-23 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hagakure had found some... unorthodox places to leave his stones. Unfortunately, one of those stones happened to be infringing on the personal space of someone you really didn't want to infringe upon.

"YOU!!!" Eggman shouted when he finally tracked Hagakure down. "GET YOUR ROCKS OUT OF MY ROOM!!!"
lovely_wind: (Honey do you know who I am?)

[personal profile] lovely_wind 2016-03-23 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Crazy incomprehensible, you mean.

"I'm afraid I don't quite follow." That's a polite way of saying I have no idea what the hell you just said.

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