tank_rockarms: Rayeli drew this (omg glistening man sweat)
[personal profile] tank_rockarms
Who: Your characters, my characters, everyone's characters who cares to join.
What: Rainy Day Moments
Where: Inside where it's no fun.
When: During one or another of the aforementioned April Showers.
Warnings: Mostly Nonsense

With all of this rain, it's likely that people will be stuck inside. When people are stuck inside, they mope about, looking for things to do.

Thankfully, I am here for you. I have a fine collection of men here for you. Here are some things that these fine, upstanding young men might be doing on a rainy afternoon or morning or evening or week.

Some things. )
flamejock: (Damn I'm fine)
[personal profile] flamejock
Who: Jock, Jock's Socks, Jock's Jorts, Jock's Clocks, Jock's Crocks, Jock's Frocks, and Jock's Locks. And you.
What: Jock has found many things through the use of his very good nose. He shares them with you.
Where: Just outside the main entrance to Le Maison de Smash.
When: Noon to Four pm, Monday through Friday afternoon of this week (yes, this one; March 21-25)
Warnings: Jorts. Too many rhymes.

Jock had spent a large portion of the last month in being very helpful. Extremely helpful. He had gone to great lengths to uncover vast treasures of supplies for everyone. Aside from the occasional hunting foray -- really, he had the benefit of pre-cooking dinner, such a good helper was he -- he also used his exceptional smelling agent to track down boxes of supplies hidden about the mansion. And, having found them, and stockpiled them for several weeks, has decided that it is time to give them away to any who may need them.

Jock has, for any interested parties, boxes of: Socks (in men's and women's fashions), Jorts (all sizes, all cuts), Clocks (mostly character themed), Crocks (stoneware, not the shoes or swimmable lizards), Frocks (assorted, suitable for women of any age), and Locks (pad- and combination- both).

He has a sign up that reads: "FREE STUFF JUST TALK WITH ME TO GET SOME FREE STUFF -- IF YOU HAVE BALLS TO TRADE IN YOU CAN GET EXTRA FREE STUFF."

He's wearing a pair of the jorts, so you know that he believes deeply in his free stuff.
infinitelychewie: (growling down)
[personal profile] infinitelychewie
Who: Newest Island Resident
What: Crash Landing
Where: The Woods, south of the Mansion
When: Tonight! Right now! Go Outside and you can hear it!
Warnings: Angry, confused Wookiee might make for a bad time? (No it's fine I swear.)

Rear thrusters: DISABLED
Reverse Thrusters: NOPE
Ventral Thrusters: NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT
Ion Engines: NOT HOME RIGHT NOW CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE




There was a resounding BOOM that echoed through the starry night, paired with the splintering of trees and the yelling of some of the woods' more vocal denizens.

Dare you approach?

Dare You???

....no you totally should.
mansionstaff: (Default)
[personal profile] mansionstaff
Who: Everyone, new and old.
What: Welcome to the new home.
Where: The Mansion and surrounding courtyard area.
When: January 15th
Warnings: Probably some swearing.


Despite the efforts, the world still shook. The sky went red. The inevitable was truly inevitable. Or... Was it?

No matter where you were, it was the same: The flash that seered the back of your vision, the crumbling of the earth beneath feet as it opened to swallow all that resided on it, the scream of an astral body that was breathing its last. And then there was darkness. Heat, and then icy cold.

The darkness stretched into forever. If one didn't know any better, they'd think they died.

Maybe they did.

Yet it was not the end. The dark faded. Life was still steady in their veins despite it all, and with a lurch and a rush of air in the lungs, our wayward Smash Academy residents would find themselves in a distinctly different place than they would have expected. A bedroom, a garden, an unknown rooftop. Wherever they were, they were alive and they were whole.

And, quite possibly they were not alone.

Where they were, however, was unclear. If they were lucky (?) enough to be outside, everything smelled new. Crisp air, fresh soil, a smattering of scents they've never encountered. Those that awoke inside somewhere were the majority, and while it was a new place to be, it was most certainly not new. Dust, mildew, the creak and groan of wood long since untouched, and the shadows of a place only lit by daylight.

What a dump.

ACTION?
- Investigate
- [Consult the internet]

3, 2, 1, Smash!

This is the main RP community for [community profile] smashrising! Most of the action takes place right here, whether it be by tasty tasty prose logs or your simpler action bracket posts. Come explore the land, fix up your new home, and experience everything Smash has to offer!


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