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smashrising2016-04-10 01:19 am
tank_rockarms) wrote in smashrising2016-04-10 01:19 am
Rainy Day Fun
Who: Your characters, my characters, everyone's characters who cares to join.
What: Rainy Day Moments
Where: Inside where it's no fun.
When: During one or another of the aforementioned April Showers.
Warnings: Mostly Nonsense
With all of this rain, it's likely that people will be stuck inside. When people are stuck inside, they mope about, looking for things to do.
Thankfully, I am here for you. I have a fine collection of men here for you. Here are some things that these fine, upstanding young men might be doing on a rainy afternoon or morning or evening or week.
Max: Max would have cobbled together some makeshift weights in the last couple of months, if none better were present. You may meet him indoors lifting heavy things up and down. You may also meet him in the kitchens eating all of the food. 9000 calories a day is hard to eat.
Bowser: Bowser enjoys sleeping, making messes, rummaging through your personal items, and long walks on the beach. Also, boardgames. He's surprisingly charmed by boardgames. He cheats at them. But he plays them.
Jock: Jock would work out with some of Max's weights, enjoy cuddling as a giant fluffdog, play with a ball, chew a bone, hug a friend, eat a lunch, make a giant mess cooking enormous amounts of meat, and look outside at the rain through a window and whine softly.
Hagakure: Hagakure would be searching through the house looking for strange objects, checking up on his many rocks, reading books about chickens, practicing his divinations, writing future wiki-updates in a journal, and not doing anything useful at all. Not even a little bit.
What: Rainy Day Moments
Where: Inside where it's no fun.
When: During one or another of the aforementioned April Showers.
Warnings: Mostly Nonsense
With all of this rain, it's likely that people will be stuck inside. When people are stuck inside, they mope about, looking for things to do.
Thankfully, I am here for you. I have a fine collection of men here for you. Here are some things that these fine, upstanding young men might be doing on a rainy afternoon or morning or evening or week.
Max: Max would have cobbled together some makeshift weights in the last couple of months, if none better were present. You may meet him indoors lifting heavy things up and down. You may also meet him in the kitchens eating all of the food. 9000 calories a day is hard to eat.
Bowser: Bowser enjoys sleeping, making messes, rummaging through your personal items, and long walks on the beach. Also, boardgames. He's surprisingly charmed by boardgames. He cheats at them. But he plays them.
Jock: Jock would work out with some of Max's weights, enjoy cuddling as a giant fluffdog, play with a ball, chew a bone, hug a friend, eat a lunch, make a giant mess cooking enormous amounts of meat, and look outside at the rain through a window and whine softly.
Hagakure: Hagakure would be searching through the house looking for strange objects, checking up on his many rocks, reading books about chickens, practicing his divinations, writing future wiki-updates in a journal, and not doing anything useful at all. Not even a little bit.
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Because Max needed more chest, clearly.
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Weight lifting is a terrible curse where nothing is ever completed, nothing is ever enough, nothing will ever sate the empty, gnawing hole that sits in the space where your reason once lived, but now has been replaced by a yawning pit of vanity.
"Your brother must be a pretty built guy," said Max, in what might have been the most accurate assessment possible.
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